psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
When I've had a few drinks & see someone really...
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE. WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING...
Trying to walk after sitting at my computer for...
whatshouldwecallme: ME AT WORK RIGHT NOW
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
me flirting = me actually talking to a boy probz
ARM MUSCLES. WHAT.